Anyway, there are some Asian massage places around here, too, but I've never gotten my nerve up enough to go to one. UFC - Sat. Thread Title Search. Been a couple years since I been to one. Here is my story. The time. Two hours ago. I'm feeling I need a good rub down. It's been longer than I can remember. I'm in Vancouver for the day.
Asian massage parlours easy to find cause the whole city is pretty much Asian. I head to one I been too 5 years ago. Still there. Pink neon sign is lit. I then go through the protocol when visiting whores. I park down the block in a safe well lit spot. I hide my watch and wallet in the car. I bring couple hundred in cash in various denominations. I approach the spot. They have a back door in the alley so I swoop in there and ring the buzzer.
Bzzzzzzz I am buzzed in. Walk down the long corridor. Greeting my Chinese snakehead old lady. I say one hour. She reply " one hour 60 dolla. Boom I had the 20,s already in hand. I say who workin tonight. She say jade. I say how old. She say I say purrfect. She take me down to a room. I'm in room. It's a bit better than standard room. Extra wide massage table, shower, sink and a couch. I undress and hop in the shower. I use the fuckin cheap stinky soap they give ya and I wash up.
I dry off and attempt to tie towel around myself. This fuckin towel is too short. Can barely get it round the waist. My dick is bulging out a bit. Enter Jade. Chinese chick wearing a one piece bikini high heels and ginormous boobies. I say herro there! She say what's up in perfect English no accent. She is a solid 8, bit extra meat, nice face, big bolt ons. I'm thrown off cause normally it's some refugee Chinese whore that doesn't know engrish.
She pulls my towel off to gaze at my meat. Woah woah woah. Pretty forward there. She tells me to lie down and I stick my head in the massage table hole. I'm lookin at her feet and then all the sudden I see she took off her one piece. Ruh roh this is movin quick. She then straddles me naked and squirts hot oil all over my back and she starts the massage. She digs her elbows into my back and slides her body up and down. I never had a body slide massage before and I was digging it. She would slide around grazing her nekkid body all over my back.
